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nbcsnl: This has been us the past few weeks. We’re SO FREAKIN’ EXCITED to tell you the news! Our good friends Kristen Wiig and Ben Affleck are returning to host! Check out the dates for the final three SNL’s of the season below: May 4 – Zach Galifianakis / Of Monsters and Men May 11 – Kristen Wiig / Vampire Weekend May 18 – Ben Affleck / Kanye West [gif via] To kick start May I’ve got Zach Galifianakis! Whoo! Then, Kristen Wiig and Vampire Weekend on my birthday Finally Ben Affleck and Ye the day I graduate I just want to thank SNL for the best birthday/graduation presents ever.

nbcsnl:

This has been us the past few weeks. We’re SO FREAKIN’ EXCITED to tell you the news! Our good friends Kristen Wiig and Ben Affleck are returning to host! Check out the dates for the final three SNL’s of the season below:

  • May 4 – Zach Galifianakis / Of Monsters and Men
  • May 11 – Kristen Wiig / Vampire Weekend
  • May 18 – Ben Affleck / Kanye West

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To kick start May I’ve got Zach Galifianakis! Whoo!

Then, Kristen Wiig and Vampire Weekend on my birthday

Finally Ben Affleck and Ye the day I graduate

I just want to thank SNL for the best birthday/graduation presents ever.

I twist my grad cap to the side just for style, or throw on my graduation dress with the flowers, super fly. #channelingbigboi cause I’m a #biggurlnow

I twist my grad cap to the side just for style, or throw on my graduation dress with the flowers, super fly. #channelingbigboi cause I’m a #biggurlnow

Mmmm, the Horny Goat. #cheezborgercheezborgercheezborger

Mmmm, the Horny Goat. #cheezborgercheezborgercheezborger

Dreams are coming true today. #pepsinocoke

Dreams are coming true today. #pepsinocoke

cloududart:

Season 5 ep 8: Blossom Pins Patriarchy in One Line

“Inside Out”

disneypixar:

That’s the title of the next film from director Pete Docter (“Monsters, Inc.” and “Up”), coming to US theaters June 19, 2015

After a day full of rain and flash floods, I needed some good news

cnnbraekingnews:

HOW TO BE A COOL BOYFRIEND

  • rip your shirt off every 10 minutes no matter where you are
  • always call your significant other by their german translated name
  • wear your clothes inside-out call yourself “daddy-o”

this just in

(Source: stevejobsvevo, via lameborghini-deactivated2013051)

I used to be able to peel an orange in a single spiral peel. Look at this atrocity! Eat more oranges = get more yummy practice.

I used to be able to peel an orange in a single spiral peel. Look at this atrocity! Eat more oranges = get more yummy practice.

georgeshelly:

THE NEWS JUST SAID IF U LIVE IN BOSTON THEN PLEASE VISIT A HOSPITAL AND ASK IF THEY NEED A BLOOD DONOR THEY ARE DESPERATE 18+ SPREADTHEWORD

(via kanyewesticle)